(FG) FatPete

http://www.downloadfestival.co.uk/

Is anyone planning on going, i am for one, just wondering if anyone fancied meeting up and having a few brewskies whiles listening to live music :D

Post your best round so far, here's mine

http://battlelog.bat...97/1/286886744/

I was at Asda yesterday buying a box of Bakers for my dogs , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Bakers Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in... the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intens......ive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with the small bite biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a kerb to sniff a poodle's arse and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer

Go onto the steam store and search for railworks 3
then click the down arrow on the downloable content, and check the add to cart price, that is beyond ridiculous...
-Edit- for Ev, 1034 pounds for all the dlc!

http://blog.whoisthi...ook-like-a-tree