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29 February 2012 - 03:39 PM
A long time ago. In a public toilet, two young children were doing an experiment involving a large amount of wooden pegs and super glue Basically, they were trying to do was, stick something up the u-bend of a toilet which is very difficult because it is bent like a handbag full of rainbows! Sparky who had bent over backwards was getting ready for a relaxing read of the forums When he started having a sudden moment of clarity!!!BUT when suddenly with no warning he simply died. We laughed like dirty stinkin' hyenas on account of his death. Hopefully He will kill that certain wait! Silly me, he's dead. Meanwhile,back in at the Ivanhoe, jim was enjoying a relaxing read of the forums a post about choking on Seaman! was in goal today. It reminded him of something that it was Newmski's birthday who had just passed puberty so his dad suggested he? Should get some condoms and make some cute balloon animals But he knows that theycan only makes worms wiv no eyes and no ears Like most worms really. Nevertheless...
Blade just realised that he had left his bag on? the train. In it was a bottle of buckfast and a gennie trapped inside, shazammmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He granted me 3 wishes so i wished for a A lot of cash and then blade stole it back! but then suddenly someone jumped out and said "Surprize!!" "Blade!" I screamed loudly, then said "i love cheese" and he ordered a cheese/tomatoe sandwich What's this? Inside the sandwich its a golden ticket for Butlins holiday camp at Bognor!!! Unfortuneatly Blade cant go because hes mum has booked pontins!!! which is 10x crapper so Blade decides to go to Fantascy land in womans stockings where he meets up with A fish. It was really smelly but he liked it 'cos it reminded him of His Granny. Blade then thought he was the birdseye man Who forces little kiddies to to tickle his cod fish fingers stored in freezer box which he kept locked under his jelly beans stash ontop of the wardrobe in bedroom in the west wing,beside the chapel of rest mortuary which had a putrid smell of dodgey cheese sandwiches looming.
He Asked Blade If He Would like to suck on his choclate starfish, he said "what, twice in one night??" "Wow" he said, "that was quite an amusing way to spend an afternoon." Later, @rry decided to go to pub where he saw a large redheaded woman standing astride a? fish monger eating a cornish pastie with FOSTERS beer Which tasted like childrens' souls! Later that night all of the ninja's snuck up on little red riding hood THEN said "OMGZ! it's Ninja's" They only come out on fridays? She got out her huge washing basket to put in The ninja's enormous shiny weapon, "enter the dragon" said mrs wishywashey, "thats a huge, fine instrument you have in your cupboard, let me touch it with my gloves on first??" changing the subject, a little Budgie flew by. It had escaped from the local prison, the birdman was not very fast because he was a fat bastard! and could not get laid. He had BO too bad teeth and pimples on his ballsack, that itched like he had crabs, after that night with fat bird from Corrie, the bird jumped off the london eye. Meanwhile, Lusty Was asking the pornstar across the street in the windmill to look at her back and give an opinion on The weather today, because it's bloody snowing in july here because of pandas with AIDS caught from the BF2 Boys, Dick starts war now boys Ah no, where not like Pandas!! more like mear cats who run around the desert looking for the nearest bar of solidified oil for americans to exchange for aids cure But dont underestimate our friends as aids is VERY contageous AND WILL KILL YOU WHILE EATING omfg what is that over there?! Shit! it's 800 gorillas that look like blades! hehe.
Got his hands full now? due to the size of his BIG TOE! which also reminds me of the time when Princess Diana went to Paris. She visited the love tunnel and had a ride on the sammizter who splated on everything in sight of the bumper cars... I like cheese In the shape of penises with dribbling bits showing out that look like african iguanas or Leopard geckos getting stoned.
Changing the topic... Raith decided to eat the souls of any FG members that have been seen with sparky who has romantic feelings towards Sammy and his statue friends balls that are in his mouth. "Gobble gobble" said Sparky gleefully, white gelatenous fluid oooozing from his eager lips.. too far? Sam went to tescos and enquired about working as a checkout supervisor when he was acostead by the tango man. He then proceeded to whine then acosted tango mans wife with rubber cosh and large packet of walkers as they walked hand in hand to The tango's main residence where Orange trees blossomed everywhere you could only see orange even when there was only green cross code man standing waiting peeling an orange with his new prosthetic hand that felt Fuck all because its fake rolex watch slipped into something ressembling a coconut milkshake fudgecake which was sproutin hairs from every orafice it was had, then early on sunday morning came a knock on his left ear drum it was beating to the rhythm of the pied piper who was playing with the kiddies though just like michael jackson would continuously rape macaulay culkin's ass asspadistra in the garden shed As the tools fell on the floor, he wondered what? could do to stop chaos? Engine ever being made as nitro and diesel dont mix with salty horse spunk said the man who lived down london way! but wait i haven't told you about Jimmy the boy who escaped from the asylum down the street wearing only the finest silk sari with bare feet and a bright pink straight jacket With a matching feather boa tied around his big fat, Dick Turpin was a highwayman with little legs and a imposing , protruding smelly infected bag of haggis's that was making people run a mile Just to get a bite from a macadees in liverpool is the greatest team ever to have fielded one legged chinese astronauts with learning difficulties into a supposed football team the kop cried out loud "who the fuck are arsenal trying to impress with their girlie voices??"
But then? wait, maybe they are girls, or maybe the voice of gods nah!! theyr wearing focks AGAIN?? he talks about cross dressing only to find his father was once his long lost mother in drag, quite a surprise to him, he also found his brother was infact a chinese hippo with AIDS ready for takeaway on saturdays with ant and dec to go to sammys mums house and do unspeakable things with a toilet brush and cheese Pizza with extra 'mayo' and pasta on the side plate washed down with donkey piss willingly supplied by the local oxfam , who also kindly donated an african child to the kebab shop, cus they ran out of dogs seman in there tight little sleeping bags....meanwhile back at the ranch,the cattle were waiting for the seamen to arrive to give them a nice, warm and tantalising bag of tadpoles to repopulate their decreasing supply of super genetic frogs which they make cures for, yay lustys back, hiya hunny, a new brand of Honey used to lubricate bum holes ready for a treatment like preparation H and the pain really was excrutiating.yesterday before riva got out of ozza's basement, there was a flurry, a MCflurry in fact, it had chocolate and cyanide in and was only served to children wearing casocks with tights and string tied around their fathers testicles with silly string to keep away the flies from the jar of ointment just placed above the fire which was overflowing and smelt just like a cadbury's cream, maybe it was a dream or maybe even complete codswollop, but champions were made that night and from that day onwards storey333 contracted the AIDS from the people he slept with, they were young vietnamese boys with ribbons in their hair with blocks of cheese for Keeping themselves smelling fresh because storey333's armpits were causing a right stink. but moving on to the bar where I forgot all of my worries untill her sister walked in and laid a fresh biscuit ('biscuit' being a 'chocolate log') In to my pint of ice cold refreshing Stella Artois which give me beer googles and made me beat my wife into a coma.
Then whilst running from the law a paradox was formed, then I decided that I couldn't make it to the BBQ as I had created a stella powered super mamba drilldo, "it's yours. Now fuck yourself" said the irish bartender 'keith', which sounded more like keit. He's actually game4it's best mate spotty, ladyman with very big man boobs which jiggle like two large plates of jelly, "Should I get you another? ladyman to come around with Sausage mash, peas and unions And a jellyfish full of squirty cream and strawberries to rub all over his large Thread from the past",but it's here again now so lets get on with it, come on @rry chop chop so here we go then what shall we talk about? normal stuff i spose sex!! just what @rry doesnt get. on a regular basis.....anyway, Nowadays he needs his viagra and a willing partner to help preperation for some dirty games of the mind in which ozza took center stage undressing whilst holding a small Toy airplane made out of Nuts bolts and a piece of very crusty pie. Then, he was mugged by perci pulling the pie from his crabs, but they had morphed into giant panda's, with long yellow socks and a big pimple on the end of his nose which he tried to eat but he didn't because that would just be impossible to get your teeth around........unless they were false accusations against an innocent party Goer wanting to just go round town for a few beers and a bit o other activities on the side before any pie was utterly devoured on sight by percy who's still getting pies flak even though he loves much the crustiest pie in town Called "pieman of the North" who was very good with childrens toys that had broken due to the fact they were poorly made imitations of the wigan pieman and his band of merry men who had only just started to Learn how to make pies and learn how to make people see how to get to Harlow then maftonbury, where we will party till we puke unless it is raining because I like raining so we'll just get wet and still have a great time Until we were too tired to continue shagging bald sheep after it we were so violated from the sheeps revenge Of getting their way with Mint sauce on every little on every little piece of meat except the sausages that were made in an old barn near Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, and then started to masticate the sausage that belonged To the Prince of Wales that had entered the hole Where it was as dirty As the back of a toilet cubicle in south wales where some graffiti stated that George michael had been choking his chicken while being watched on live cams from HMS Cumberland, many sailors were beating crap out of the airforce After seeing that gory sight, they was blinded with huge kneeslappers that when seen cause knees to slap like a little baby, crying, for his feeding time was very close and the boobies were beckoning they were big ones and it suddenly changed into 535 And then back into 38C which whas pretty sucking sweet and sour chicken balls looked ready to be grilled and dipped into a bucket of hot chocolate sauce made by little purple easter bunnies Which had big blue ears and then scary harry sneeked with pete's blu tack and licked a randy horse badger while watching epicmealtime on youtube Steareth copped a quick slap for being a cheeky little git with all his marbles in his pocket waiting to explode in all his pleasure, Boat funfair was looking very estatic in all it's glory but it was all short Hair on the back of his bottom where cream cheese ejects Nitro oxide into each fart then turns into a small testicle shaped thing named cloggy who is also a twat but makes a mean coffee to make up for his shit choice of match tracks when all we wanted was a tickle in a place that felt nice and was not as smelly as his Uncles backroom in Manchesters local pub with lions on the Doors and little red devils who came to play with Friends in a box, when the server went down and gave him a BJ?
so where do we go from Here, to the bat cave Robin shouted to his aunty, To bake some choc cookies with some special additives for maftenbury oh yeah yeah yeah where everybody gets drunk and gets a free leg wax if you scream that you want toffees and things like that or just a good weekend where we see our mates, fetch there bloody keys from the inside of the Dentist chair that was on a mountain, where there was a pitbull chewing a wasp Which chased me through the fields. Meanwhile, back at the Ranch i had a handful Of coppers ready to throw at the old bastard who Resides in the FG camp The only problem was that he had a naked leg that will never grow back until the testicles on my chin which was why they called him The Mutts Nuts. Later That same evening he turned what edit i never saw neither did i, But never mind because the unicorn Horn was so big and heavy that it dragged the ballchinian's face on the gravel where it tore his sack of potatoes to shreds And then in the distance Was a banana and a rather juicy looking apple that Once bitten would turn you in to a funny looking Forsaken-gaming member like Needsie or happy @rry if you're Really lucky enough to have bitten off more than you can get in your mouth with all the filth that The elderly residents of our glorious clan could ever hope To go racing and shooting with some great company and even make a few friends that all go out to Play in the sand on Wednesday if it doesn't rain too hard in London town because its a great place That makes you throw up until you find your legs and try to break it with a very big hammer That sort of looks like this
and was used repeatedly until the magic potion became A lovely sandwich which was the result of turkey and The best Christmas dinner ever but that wasn't the end of this fantastic story line which has gone on for far too long lets change to sex only chat with lots of rude and inappropriate Dildos wedged up pete's orifices, Needsie were getting worried here because he's the one who Chose what dildo to use but only after a bribe, and it better be good.
It was, what happened next, Only the masked man knows for he is the one in charge of the batteries But they weren't charged, so They compromised with a large Bag of weed and a pack of kingsize rizla papers which came in handy for rolling one each so that we all could get fooked but then the Police arrived, Laughed their fooking heads off, had a sandwich with some Ham, Cheese and lots of onions, pudding and more of Custard tarts with large rings made from gold but what the hell was our prime Time television slot doing with Jedward on it? It's unbearably Sobering to know they only Gel their hair up with Axle grease from a 1959 movie, that, unless it's killed will takeover the whole world so that's why it is Imperative we shake it when it's hot, meanwhile in @rry's Back yard there is something brewing up, all we know is something Rather stupendious is about to happen When Mrs Harry heard that that old git from next Doors pensioners outing was ready to rock and kick awesomely with Zimmerframes all over the garden and curlers in their lady garden hair which needed a house with the large Bouncey castle with gun turrets rotating and scanning for naked Gerbals lurking in the undergrowth awaiting an unsuspecting rabbit to talk to a deer with Horns so big they touched a US spy drone flying over the south of the antarctic, where penguins look at Chocolate ready to dress in penguin suits for the chocolate Space cake that was made in a public toilet which was subsequently consumed at Maftonbury which is the best festival To have your leg waxed but in actual fact you could loose an eye if wrestling with FatPete naked which reminds me of a weird looking hen wearing a Nappy, turbin, with red gloves and without hesitation he Whipped out his huge manafesto putting a tick next to Killing the employed bricklayers labourer whose wife happen to be sitting along side of the rail-track when suddenly along came a roller blading teddy bear who stopped to say about Paying huge amounts of taxation On all your fuel because Beer prices was about to be the same as water so you might as well Fill up from your tap and do the monkey dance Especialy on a wednesday night when there's no-one at home to watch you masturbate and and jizz all over the cat only to realise that the dogs got jealousy written all over its smiling face Cos he had a plan To eat the bird with Brown sauce eggfried rice and a partrage in a pea Tree, meanwhile Whitney Houston dies In Bath, washing her cute pussy cat after it poo'ed in the kitchen sink, when she kicked it up the Kybber pass where scotsmen learn how to do the fling Flang flong dance in kilts while all the inmates are playing around all day with Inferior looking transvestites dressed in. red suspendnders and black fishnet throwing them overboard into the open pit of hell where cloggy and arry were about to engage on a very Dark and deep mission of Viva Pinyata: the weed chronicles Leading to outspoken words on top gear, whose presenters are fat, short, old and when they had a massive argument about nuffink in particular, it is like a jungle with bushes, trees, animals and huge photovoltaic panels to power my giant, red, plastic, phallic-shaped car in which Jeremy Clarkson hopefully drove off a cliff but was miraculasly saved when a massive honey badger ran up clarkson's arse in a flash he whipped down his trousers and beat his meat into second place with a cheer from the crowd forthwith they demanded a replay, but richard hammond and james may Looked on dissapointedly, until someone in a reliant robin decided it would be good to stop for a drive-through and throw children at others despite Lovin it from a distance and loving it more when they scream your name but then No one hears when your a person expecting to shout Anyone for a quick shandy and a burger to go?
Is that a large one? no, its a gun, thanks! and the cleric looked terrified as I then explained that I only came in for a happy pill that controls all feelings and functions whenever i go to the toilet after a curry, meanwhile in wonder world, axel foley is throwing a barbie doll into a blender to see if his V8 engine has enough power to blend things like beef and brick, then adding A dash of soya sauce, add some E numbers and watch him climb the walls of the empire state building while having meat sweats, the little shit decided to have a party in the street When Her Magesty wanted one
Blade just realised that he had left his bag on? the train. In it was a bottle of buckfast and a gennie trapped inside, shazammmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He granted me 3 wishes so i wished for a A lot of cash and then blade stole it back! but then suddenly someone jumped out and said "Surprize!!" "Blade!" I screamed loudly, then said "i love cheese" and he ordered a cheese/tomatoe sandwich What's this? Inside the sandwich its a golden ticket for Butlins holiday camp at Bognor!!! Unfortuneatly Blade cant go because hes mum has booked pontins!!! which is 10x crapper so Blade decides to go to Fantascy land in womans stockings where he meets up with A fish. It was really smelly but he liked it 'cos it reminded him of His Granny. Blade then thought he was the birdseye man Who forces little kiddies to to tickle his cod fish fingers stored in freezer box which he kept locked under his jelly beans stash ontop of the wardrobe in bedroom in the west wing,beside the chapel of rest mortuary which had a putrid smell of dodgey cheese sandwiches looming.
He Asked Blade If He Would like to suck on his choclate starfish, he said "what, twice in one night??" "Wow" he said, "that was quite an amusing way to spend an afternoon." Later, @rry decided to go to pub where he saw a large redheaded woman standing astride a? fish monger eating a cornish pastie with FOSTERS beer Which tasted like childrens' souls! Later that night all of the ninja's snuck up on little red riding hood THEN said "OMGZ! it's Ninja's" They only come out on fridays? She got out her huge washing basket to put in The ninja's enormous shiny weapon, "enter the dragon" said mrs wishywashey, "thats a huge, fine instrument you have in your cupboard, let me touch it with my gloves on first??" changing the subject, a little Budgie flew by. It had escaped from the local prison, the birdman was not very fast because he was a fat bastard! and could not get laid. He had BO too bad teeth and pimples on his ballsack, that itched like he had crabs, after that night with fat bird from Corrie, the bird jumped off the london eye. Meanwhile, Lusty Was asking the pornstar across the street in the windmill to look at her back and give an opinion on The weather today, because it's bloody snowing in july here because of pandas with AIDS caught from the BF2 Boys, Dick starts war now boys Ah no, where not like Pandas!! more like mear cats who run around the desert looking for the nearest bar of solidified oil for americans to exchange for aids cure But dont underestimate our friends as aids is VERY contageous AND WILL KILL YOU WHILE EATING omfg what is that over there?! Shit! it's 800 gorillas that look like blades! hehe.
Got his hands full now? due to the size of his BIG TOE! which also reminds me of the time when Princess Diana went to Paris. She visited the love tunnel and had a ride on the sammizter who splated on everything in sight of the bumper cars... I like cheese In the shape of penises with dribbling bits showing out that look like african iguanas or Leopard geckos getting stoned.
Changing the topic... Raith decided to eat the souls of any FG members that have been seen with sparky who has romantic feelings towards Sammy and his statue friends balls that are in his mouth. "Gobble gobble" said Sparky gleefully, white gelatenous fluid oooozing from his eager lips.. too far? Sam went to tescos and enquired about working as a checkout supervisor when he was acostead by the tango man. He then proceeded to whine then acosted tango mans wife with rubber cosh and large packet of walkers as they walked hand in hand to The tango's main residence where Orange trees blossomed everywhere you could only see orange even when there was only green cross code man standing waiting peeling an orange with his new prosthetic hand that felt Fuck all because its fake rolex watch slipped into something ressembling a coconut milkshake fudgecake which was sproutin hairs from every orafice it was had, then early on sunday morning came a knock on his left ear drum it was beating to the rhythm of the pied piper who was playing with the kiddies though just like michael jackson would continuously rape macaulay culkin's ass asspadistra in the garden shed As the tools fell on the floor, he wondered what? could do to stop chaos? Engine ever being made as nitro and diesel dont mix with salty horse spunk said the man who lived down london way! but wait i haven't told you about Jimmy the boy who escaped from the asylum down the street wearing only the finest silk sari with bare feet and a bright pink straight jacket With a matching feather boa tied around his big fat, Dick Turpin was a highwayman with little legs and a imposing , protruding smelly infected bag of haggis's that was making people run a mile Just to get a bite from a macadees in liverpool is the greatest team ever to have fielded one legged chinese astronauts with learning difficulties into a supposed football team the kop cried out loud "who the fuck are arsenal trying to impress with their girlie voices??"
But then? wait, maybe they are girls, or maybe the voice of gods nah!! theyr wearing focks AGAIN?? he talks about cross dressing only to find his father was once his long lost mother in drag, quite a surprise to him, he also found his brother was infact a chinese hippo with AIDS ready for takeaway on saturdays with ant and dec to go to sammys mums house and do unspeakable things with a toilet brush and cheese Pizza with extra 'mayo' and pasta on the side plate washed down with donkey piss willingly supplied by the local oxfam , who also kindly donated an african child to the kebab shop, cus they ran out of dogs seman in there tight little sleeping bags....meanwhile back at the ranch,the cattle were waiting for the seamen to arrive to give them a nice, warm and tantalising bag of tadpoles to repopulate their decreasing supply of super genetic frogs which they make cures for, yay lustys back, hiya hunny, a new brand of Honey used to lubricate bum holes ready for a treatment like preparation H and the pain really was excrutiating.yesterday before riva got out of ozza's basement, there was a flurry, a MCflurry in fact, it had chocolate and cyanide in and was only served to children wearing casocks with tights and string tied around their fathers testicles with silly string to keep away the flies from the jar of ointment just placed above the fire which was overflowing and smelt just like a cadbury's cream, maybe it was a dream or maybe even complete codswollop, but champions were made that night and from that day onwards storey333 contracted the AIDS from the people he slept with, they were young vietnamese boys with ribbons in their hair with blocks of cheese for Keeping themselves smelling fresh because storey333's armpits were causing a right stink. but moving on to the bar where I forgot all of my worries untill her sister walked in and laid a fresh biscuit ('biscuit' being a 'chocolate log') In to my pint of ice cold refreshing Stella Artois which give me beer googles and made me beat my wife into a coma.
Then whilst running from the law a paradox was formed, then I decided that I couldn't make it to the BBQ as I had created a stella powered super mamba drilldo, "it's yours. Now fuck yourself" said the irish bartender 'keith', which sounded more like keit. He's actually game4it's best mate spotty, ladyman with very big man boobs which jiggle like two large plates of jelly, "Should I get you another? ladyman to come around with Sausage mash, peas and unions And a jellyfish full of squirty cream and strawberries to rub all over his large Thread from the past",but it's here again now so lets get on with it, come on @rry chop chop so here we go then what shall we talk about? normal stuff i spose sex!! just what @rry doesnt get. on a regular basis.....anyway, Nowadays he needs his viagra and a willing partner to help preperation for some dirty games of the mind in which ozza took center stage undressing whilst holding a small Toy airplane made out of Nuts bolts and a piece of very crusty pie. Then, he was mugged by perci pulling the pie from his crabs, but they had morphed into giant panda's, with long yellow socks and a big pimple on the end of his nose which he tried to eat but he didn't because that would just be impossible to get your teeth around........unless they were false accusations against an innocent party Goer wanting to just go round town for a few beers and a bit o other activities on the side before any pie was utterly devoured on sight by percy who's still getting pies flak even though he loves much the crustiest pie in town Called "pieman of the North" who was very good with childrens toys that had broken due to the fact they were poorly made imitations of the wigan pieman and his band of merry men who had only just started to Learn how to make pies and learn how to make people see how to get to Harlow then maftonbury, where we will party till we puke unless it is raining because I like raining so we'll just get wet and still have a great time Until we were too tired to continue shagging bald sheep after it we were so violated from the sheeps revenge Of getting their way with Mint sauce on every little on every little piece of meat except the sausages that were made in an old barn near Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, and then started to masticate the sausage that belonged To the Prince of Wales that had entered the hole Where it was as dirty As the back of a toilet cubicle in south wales where some graffiti stated that George michael had been choking his chicken while being watched on live cams from HMS Cumberland, many sailors were beating crap out of the airforce After seeing that gory sight, they was blinded with huge kneeslappers that when seen cause knees to slap like a little baby, crying, for his feeding time was very close and the boobies were beckoning they were big ones and it suddenly changed into 535 And then back into 38C which whas pretty sucking sweet and sour chicken balls looked ready to be grilled and dipped into a bucket of hot chocolate sauce made by little purple easter bunnies Which had big blue ears and then scary harry sneeked with pete's blu tack and licked a randy horse badger while watching epicmealtime on youtube Steareth copped a quick slap for being a cheeky little git with all his marbles in his pocket waiting to explode in all his pleasure, Boat funfair was looking very estatic in all it's glory but it was all short Hair on the back of his bottom where cream cheese ejects Nitro oxide into each fart then turns into a small testicle shaped thing named cloggy who is also a twat but makes a mean coffee to make up for his shit choice of match tracks when all we wanted was a tickle in a place that felt nice and was not as smelly as his Uncles backroom in Manchesters local pub with lions on the Doors and little red devils who came to play with Friends in a box, when the server went down and gave him a BJ?
so where do we go from Here, to the bat cave Robin shouted to his aunty, To bake some choc cookies with some special additives for maftenbury oh yeah yeah yeah where everybody gets drunk and gets a free leg wax if you scream that you want toffees and things like that or just a good weekend where we see our mates, fetch there bloody keys from the inside of the Dentist chair that was on a mountain, where there was a pitbull chewing a wasp Which chased me through the fields. Meanwhile, back at the Ranch i had a handful Of coppers ready to throw at the old bastard who Resides in the FG camp The only problem was that he had a naked leg that will never grow back until the testicles on my chin which was why they called him The Mutts Nuts. Later That same evening he turned what edit i never saw neither did i, But never mind because the unicorn Horn was so big and heavy that it dragged the ballchinian's face on the gravel where it tore his sack of potatoes to shreds And then in the distance Was a banana and a rather juicy looking apple that Once bitten would turn you in to a funny looking Forsaken-gaming member like Needsie or happy @rry if you're Really lucky enough to have bitten off more than you can get in your mouth with all the filth that The elderly residents of our glorious clan could ever hope To go racing and shooting with some great company and even make a few friends that all go out to Play in the sand on Wednesday if it doesn't rain too hard in London town because its a great place That makes you throw up until you find your legs and try to break it with a very big hammer That sort of looks like this
and was used repeatedly until the magic potion became A lovely sandwich which was the result of turkey and The best Christmas dinner ever but that wasn't the end of this fantastic story line which has gone on for far too long lets change to sex only chat with lots of rude and inappropriate Dildos wedged up pete's orifices, Needsie were getting worried here because he's the one who Chose what dildo to use but only after a bribe, and it better be good.It was, what happened next, Only the masked man knows for he is the one in charge of the batteries But they weren't charged, so They compromised with a large Bag of weed and a pack of kingsize rizla papers which came in handy for rolling one each so that we all could get fooked but then the Police arrived, Laughed their fooking heads off, had a sandwich with some Ham, Cheese and lots of onions, pudding and more of Custard tarts with large rings made from gold but what the hell was our prime Time television slot doing with Jedward on it? It's unbearably Sobering to know they only Gel their hair up with Axle grease from a 1959 movie, that, unless it's killed will takeover the whole world so that's why it is Imperative we shake it when it's hot, meanwhile in @rry's Back yard there is something brewing up, all we know is something Rather stupendious is about to happen When Mrs Harry heard that that old git from next Doors pensioners outing was ready to rock and kick awesomely with Zimmerframes all over the garden and curlers in their lady garden hair which needed a house with the large Bouncey castle with gun turrets rotating and scanning for naked Gerbals lurking in the undergrowth awaiting an unsuspecting rabbit to talk to a deer with Horns so big they touched a US spy drone flying over the south of the antarctic, where penguins look at Chocolate ready to dress in penguin suits for the chocolate Space cake that was made in a public toilet which was subsequently consumed at Maftonbury which is the best festival To have your leg waxed but in actual fact you could loose an eye if wrestling with FatPete naked which reminds me of a weird looking hen wearing a Nappy, turbin, with red gloves and without hesitation he Whipped out his huge manafesto putting a tick next to Killing the employed bricklayers labourer whose wife happen to be sitting along side of the rail-track when suddenly along came a roller blading teddy bear who stopped to say about Paying huge amounts of taxation On all your fuel because Beer prices was about to be the same as water so you might as well Fill up from your tap and do the monkey dance Especialy on a wednesday night when there's no-one at home to watch you masturbate and and jizz all over the cat only to realise that the dogs got jealousy written all over its smiling face Cos he had a plan To eat the bird with Brown sauce eggfried rice and a partrage in a pea Tree, meanwhile Whitney Houston dies In Bath, washing her cute pussy cat after it poo'ed in the kitchen sink, when she kicked it up the Kybber pass where scotsmen learn how to do the fling Flang flong dance in kilts while all the inmates are playing around all day with Inferior looking transvestites dressed in. red suspendnders and black fishnet throwing them overboard into the open pit of hell where cloggy and arry were about to engage on a very Dark and deep mission of Viva Pinyata: the weed chronicles Leading to outspoken words on top gear, whose presenters are fat, short, old and when they had a massive argument about nuffink in particular, it is like a jungle with bushes, trees, animals and huge photovoltaic panels to power my giant, red, plastic, phallic-shaped car in which Jeremy Clarkson hopefully drove off a cliff but was miraculasly saved when a massive honey badger ran up clarkson's arse in a flash he whipped down his trousers and beat his meat into second place with a cheer from the crowd forthwith they demanded a replay, but richard hammond and james may Looked on dissapointedly, until someone in a reliant robin decided it would be good to stop for a drive-through and throw children at others despite Lovin it from a distance and loving it more when they scream your name but then No one hears when your a person expecting to shout Anyone for a quick shandy and a burger to go?
Is that a large one? no, its a gun, thanks! and the cleric looked terrified as I then explained that I only came in for a happy pill that controls all feelings and functions whenever i go to the toilet after a curry, meanwhile in wonder world, axel foley is throwing a barbie doll into a blender to see if his V8 engine has enough power to blend things like beef and brick, then adding A dash of soya sauce, add some E numbers and watch him climb the walls of the empire state building while having meat sweats, the little shit decided to have a party in the street When Her Magesty wanted one
