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[(FG) Lusty]

Mum the other week... ''Katherine....?''
Me... ''What?''
Mum... ''What times that Boa Constrictor guy on.. I wanted to tape it?''
Me o_O ...''Boa Constrictor guy? I don't know what you're on about and anyway, you hate snakes''
Mum... (laughing at me in an attempt to 'out hip' me) ''Its got nothing to do with snakes and if you don't know what Boa Constrictor is, pfft, you've obviously been living under a rock...''
Me... ''Whatever mum, still don't know what you're on about''..............





Some time later the adverts come on....

Mum (pointing at the telly)... ''There he is, there he is the Boa Constrictor guy!!!''

*looks over at me now rolling around in complete hysterics*

Mum... ''What the frigging hell is wrong wth you?''...
Me... ''Its Bo Selecta mum.''

[(FG) SammyCR]

lmao i love this

(FG) Sheepy: hello
(FG)Sammy: hey
(FG)Sammy: you new?
(FG) Sheepy: yes
(FG)Sammy: welcome my friend
(FG) Sheepy: ye its been ok so far
(FG) Sheepy: but the admins are taking care of it
(FG)Sammy: cool cool
(FG)Sammy: so what branch you in?
(FG) Sheepy: tmn
(FG) Sheepy: are u an admin can i tell you wat is wrong
(FG)Sammy: nope but you wanna tell me i wont inform anyone
(FG)Sammy: if*
(FG) Sheepy: ok, you know
(FG) Sheepy: logic
(FG) Sheepy: he said i was an idiot
(FG)Sammy: yarp
(FG)Sammy: really?
(FG)Sammy: why?
(FG) Sheepy: because he said he was bad at tm i said as a joke n00b
(FG) Sheepy: he said u bloddy idiot admins heard it as well
(FG)Sammy: ahh lmao don't worry to much about it logick is like that
(FG)Sammy: he doesn't mean it harmfully
(FG)Sammy: it won't happen again
(FG) Sheepy: I think I know that, you want to know how?
(FG)Sammy: go for it bud
(FG) Sheepy: Because im Logick hehe
(FG) Sheepy: << new name
(FG)Sammy: lmao
(FG) Sheepy: haha pwn!
(FG)Sammy: dude you fucking legend XD
(FG) Sheepy: haha
(FG)Sammy: kudos to you
(FG) Sheepy: yay !
(FG)Sammy: bastard though
(FG) Sheepy: yeah i guess ...
(FG)Sammy: i was kinda thinnking this guy's abit ott lol
(FG)Sammy: wiked though
(FG) Sheepy: I said meh alot then Blade said I should be sheepy not snekay lol
(FG) Sheepy: so I will be sheepy for the next week or so
(FG) Sheepy: me love grass and all that
(FG)Sammy: lmao
(FG)Sammy: you done that to anyone else yet?
(FG)Sammy: thats goig in the quotes XD
(FG) Sheepy: Most people havent even noticed lol
(FG) Sheepy: Ahh, everyone is quoting me
(FG)Sammy: coz you rock man
(FG) Sheepy: haha thanks, and you rock (me) too!
(FG)Sammy: oooo yer (H)
* (FG) Sheepy high fives sammy


wik =]

[(FG) TheLogick]

lol thanks. I actually ment I said bah alot so Blade said I should change my name

[(FG) Happyarry]

TheLogick On Vent:

if robbos aladin then i'll be the gennie in the lamp??

[(FG) Orrible]

Mum the other week... ''Katherine....?''
Me... ''What?''
Mum... ''What times that Boa Constrictor guy on.. I wanted to tape it?''
Me o_O ...''Boa Constrictor guy? I don't know what you're on about and anyway, you hate snakes''
Mum... (laughing at me in an attempt to 'out hip' me) ''Its got nothing to do with snakes and if you don't know what Boa Constrictor is, pfft, you've obviously been living under a rock...''
Me... ''Whatever mum, still don't know what you're on about''..............





Some time later the adverts come on....

Mum (pointing at the telly)... ''There he is, there he is the Boa Constrictor guy!!!''

*looks over at me now rolling around in complete hysterics*

Mum... ''What the frigging hell is wrong wth you?''...
Me... ''Its Bo Selecta mum.''

Craiiiiiig

[(FG) Happyarry]

Mum the other week... ''Katherine....?''
Me... ''What?''
Mum... ''What times that Boa Constrictor guy on.. I wanted to tape it?''
Me o_O ...''Boa Constrictor guy? I don't know what you're on about and anyway, you hate snakes''
Mum... (laughing at me in an attempt to 'out hip' me) ''Its got nothing to do with snakes and if you don't know what Boa Constrictor is, pfft, you've obviously been living under a rock...''
Me... ''Whatever mum, still don't know what you're on about''..............





Some time later the adverts come on....

Mum (pointing at the telly)... ''There he is, there he is the Boa Constrictor guy!!!''

*looks over at me now rolling around in complete hysterics*

Mum... ''What the frigging hell is wrong wth you?''...
Me... ''Its Bo Selecta mum.''

wicked lusty just wicked. made me laugh.

[(FG) Blade]

[17:12] (FG) Blade: i'm thinking about shaving my facial hair into a Hitler moustache for tomorro
[17:12] (FG) Blade: w
[17:16] (FG) Sheepy: gr
[17:16] (FG) Sheepy: why
[17:16] (FG) Blade: it'd just be hilarious
[17:16] (FG) Blade: It's actually illegal to make Nazi references in france in a non-educative way
[17:17] (FG) Sheepy: and so it should
[17:17] (FG) Blade: for example, i could be put in prison for putting up a poster saying "cleaners wanted" if it were decorated with Svastikas
[17:17] (FG) Sheepy: ooh
[17:17] (FG) Sheepy: little rascist though
[17:17] (FG) Blade: lmao, not neccessarily Polish cleaners

Now who's the racist!?

[(FG) DangerousDïck]

Whilst conversing with blade at my house (during his half hourly session of listening to the carpenters) out of nowhere blade did say

"sexy lubricated black men"

to which i replied........"EH"

So a link containing this picture was sent to me

I have chosen to now boy-cott the series HEROES for this reason

[(FG) Lusty]

Going out with mum and nan to celebrate me getting a job woop


In the car:

Nan ''Do you know, this new CD player I've got goes through batteries like noones business, I only get one night out of them then I have to change them, and they're not bloody cheap either, they're the durex ones''
Me and Mum ''HAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA''
Me ''No wonder you only get one night out of them'' ...... (now thats a word I never thought would be in my nans dictionary XD)

I swear mum nearly crashed we were laughing so hard.

[(FG) Daeron]

I shaved my pubes the other day,

It's not a quote but i thought it was funny at the time, now it's just chilly.

=(

xx

[(FG) Daeron]

ROFL ROFL ROFL Lusty

xx

[(FG) Blade]

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

—Ellen Goodman

[(FG) DangerousDïck]

Whilst quietly enjoying a good game of unreal 3 one day i was interupted by blade asking a very ingenius question, i had no answer for this question so would like to post it as a quote for you good people!

"adam do you have any idea what the blood to spunk ratio is within a testicle?"
(that was a little insight to blades mind there!)

[(FG) Blade]

[18:34] (FG) Blade: got a good present from my sisters: two cans of silly string
[18:41] (FG)DangerousDïckelson: lol uh oh i can see drive by silly stringage happening
[18:42] (FG) Blade: oh my that'd rock!
[18:42] (FG) Blade: I hadn't even thought of that!
[18:42] (FG)DangerousDïckelson: lol
[18:42] (FG)DangerousDïckelson: be like "bonsoir" ssssssssss "argh ooh la la!"

[(FG) Lusty]

[22:48] (FG) T3RMY: mmm
[22:48] (FG) T3RMY: i like rob
[22:48] (FG) T3RMY: :/
[22:50] <killsquad is now playing Battlefield 2>
[22:50] (FG) 'Lusty: is that you coming out of the closet?
[23:14] <killsquad stopped playing Battlefield 2>
[23:14] (FG) T3RMY: ?
[23:14] (FG) T3RMY: where
[23:15] (FG) 'Lusty: nvm lol
[23:15] (FG) T3RMY: no tell me
[23:15] (FG) 'Lusty: [22:48] (FG) T3RMY: mmm
[22:48] (FG) T3RMY: i like rob
[22:48] (FG) T3RMY: :/
[23:15] (FG) T3RMY: lol
[23:15] (FG) T3RMY: i was jokin
[23:16] (FG) 'Lusty: ... its ok termy... gay people play games too
[23:16] (FG) T3RMY: lol
[23:17] (FG) 'Lusty: they just tend to like playing with and firing other peoples guns
[23:17] (FG) T3RMY: ooo
[23:19] (FG) 'Lusty: [23:18] (FG) game4it: "robbo and termy sittin in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g"
[23:19] (FG) T3RMY: i hate you

[Game4it]

lol but should not have outted him without his permission.

[(FG) Happyarry]

[22:48] (FG) T3RMY: mmm
[22:48] (FG) T3RMY: i like rob
[22:48] (FG) T3RMY: :/
[22:50] <killsquad is now playing Battlefield 2>
[22:50] (FG) 'Lusty: is that you coming out of the closet?
[23:14] <killsquad stopped playing Battlefield 2>
[23:14] (FG) T3RMY: ?
[23:14] (FG) T3RMY: where
[23:15] (FG) 'Lusty: nvm lol
[23:15] (FG) T3RMY: no tell me
[23:15] (FG) 'Lusty: [22:48] (FG) T3RMY: mmm
[22:48] (FG) T3RMY: i like rob
[22:48] (FG) T3RMY: :/
[23:15] (FG) T3RMY: lol
[23:15] (FG) T3RMY: i was jokin
[23:16] (FG) 'Lusty: ... its ok termy... gay people play games too
[23:16] (FG) T3RMY: lol
[23:17] (FG) 'Lusty: they just tend to like playing with and firing other peoples guns
[23:17] (FG) T3RMY: ooo
[23:19] (FG) 'Lusty: [23:18] (FG) game4it: "robbo and termy sittin in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g"
[23:19] (FG) T3RMY: i hate you

funny you should say that cos Robbo ask me to climb a treee before in BF2 and I was having none of it!!!


Blows kisses to Rob as he sees post!!

[Robbo]

Termy... That was a bit gay dude...

Haha @rry shh old git

But Thanks T3RMY Your sound ya self dude funny last night on wake..

Until your wife called and like left us all haha...

[Terminator_ks]

lol good times and yea sry bout that mate

[(FG) Blade]

19:40] (FG)SammyCR: new game - Pokemon World Online
[19:41] (FG) Blade: yay...
[19:41] (FG) Blade: lol
[19:41] (FG)SammyCR: it might br good?
[19:42] (FG) Blade: the fact that it's online makes it poo
[19:42] (FG) Blade: damn mmorpgs
[19:42] (FG) Blade: sucking people in
[19:42] (FG)SammyCR: lmao
[19:42] (FG)SammyCR: but its pokemon
[19:42] (FG) Blade: you're right, i'll correct my statement
[19:42] (FG) Blade: damn mmorpgs, sucking small children
[19:43] (FG)SammyCR: lmao
[19:43] (FG)SammyCR: i'd get it
[19:43] (FG)SammyCR: like the gameboy games
[19:43] (FG) Blade: you'd get sucked by children?!
you monster!
[19:44] (FG)SammyCR: oh yer
[19:44] (FG) Blade: quoted