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#21 (FG) Blade

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 11:37 AM

Sammy and I talking about emos
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[13:31] *(FG)Blade: have you heard Simple Plan's new song!? It's amazing!
[13:31] (FG)Sammy: no
[13:31] *(FG)Blade: it's called "She Left Me Because I'm A Depressing Wrist-Cutting Emo Faggot"
[13:32] (FG)Sammy: wtf
[13:32] *(FG)Blade: it's a joke Sammy
[13:32] (FG)Sammy: i know
[13:33] (FG)Sammy: that would make a great song though

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#22 (FG) Bennett

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 12:55 PM

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[13:28] (FG)[F!T] J!m Sa|t: WOAH MAN CLAM DOWN!!!!
[13:28] (FG)[F!T] J!m Sa|t: just calm down, its gonna be all right
[13:29] (FG)[F!T] J!m Sa|t: its okay i found em
[13:29] (FG)[F!T] J!m Sa|t: every thing is gonna be okay
[13:29] (FG)[F!T] J!m Sa|t: just promise me ull be clam okay
[13:29] (FG)[F!T] J!m Sa|t: dont wnat any one else getting hurt
[13:30] (FG)[F!T] J!m Sa|t: look so u know there in good hands. all get em back to you as soon as i can
[13:30] (FG)[F!T] J!m Sa|t: look see there here with me. no harm will come to then
[13:30] (FG)[F!T] J!m Sa|t: http://www.geocities.com/eddjimmc/luckycharms.jpg


me to game4it, he didn't get but maybe some of u guys will

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#23 (FG) JDSAS

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 02:43 PM

lool i get it did u get him to say oi hands off my lucky charms

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#24 Game4it

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 03:19 PM

QUOTE ((FG) JDSAS @ Sep 30 2008, 03:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lool i get it did u get him to say oi hands off my lucky charms

Not a chance. tongue.gif
FYI they dont sell lucky charms in Ireland. wink.gif

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#25 Sparky

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 03:25 PM

QUOTE ((FG) Game4it @ Sep 30 2008, 04:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not a chance. tongue.gif
FYI they dont sell lucky charms in Ireland. wink.gif




Yea quite gay sad.gif

Well not in NORTHERN Ireland tongue.gif

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#26 (FG) SammyCR

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Posted 06 October 2008 - 07:28 PM

nice convo with julian i feel =]

(FG)Sammy: it's facebook
(FG)Sammy: spawn of the devil
(FG) juliankr: hehe suits me well then
(FG)Sammy: pffft
(FG)Sammy: i am the devil and you child are my minion!
(FG) juliankr: you wish
(FG) juliankr: i'm no ones minion
(FG) juliankr: many have tried but none have succeeded i am my own woman
(FG)Sammy: hehe

#27 (FG) juliankr

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Posted 06 October 2008 - 08:27 PM

QUOTE ((FG) Sammy @ Oct 6 2008, 08:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
nice convo with julian i feel =]

(FG)Sammy: it's facebook
(FG)Sammy: spawn of the devil
(FG) juliankr: hehe suits me well then
(FG)Sammy: pffft
(FG)Sammy: i am the devil and you child are my minion!
(FG) juliankr: you wish
(FG) juliankr: i'm no ones minion
(FG) juliankr: many have tried but none have succeeded i am my own woman
(FG)Sammy: hehe


that was actually a conversation with my other half. i was watching the gadget show.
"Sed fugit interea fugit irreparabile tempus"
(But it flees in the meantime: irretrievable time flies)


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#28 (FG) Orrible

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 05:53 AM

lol

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#29 (FG) SammyCR

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 06:44 AM

QUOTE ((FG)juliankr @ Oct 6 2008, 09:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that was actually a conversation with my other half. i was watching the gadget show.


yer thats what they all say wink.gif

#30 (FG) Blade

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Posted 18 October 2008 - 04:46 PM

Me and Logick talking about the economy...

[18:41] *(FG)Blade: f**kit, i'll open a hairdresser's. no matter what state the economy's in, ppl need haircuts
[18:41] (FG) Sneaky: ha
[18:41] *(FG)Blade: hey, that makes you think doesn't it.
[18:41] (FG) Sneaky: no
[18:41] (FG) Sneaky: people are having longer hair
[18:42] *(FG)Blade: in all the children in need, (and similar) adverts where you're shown african children
[18:42] *(FG)Blade: well, they're almost all skinheads.... who the f**k is providing these free haircuts!??
[18:42] (FG) Sneaky: hmm weird
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#31 (FG) Bennett

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 12:43 AM

a few quotes ive acumilated over the past days


Mum: Oh i cant eat this bacon pasta?
Me: Why not?
Mum: Because the bacon taste like pig


Keith: A wanna get the die hard troligy. all 4 movies

J: Oh look a five a side pitch
Keith: Oh cool 5 a sie footballs fancy a game? me take you two?

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 09:31 AM

last night during tmnf practice..

Juliankr..." dejayt i want ur horn"

2 mins later djt leaves and ...

Juliankr.." oooooo i feel all warm inside "
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Posted 19 October 2008 - 10:13 AM

Boss : There is people waiting at the desk
Me : Oh is there?
Boss : Yes...
Me : Can the wait 10 mins more
Boss : Why
Me : Im eating my bacom butty
Boss : Shaun go deal with them people
Me : why does he have to do it
Boss : Becuz im having one of you bacon buttys.

Just happen about 1 hour ago haha had to get it posted
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#34 (FG) Blade

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 09:00 PM

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[22:44] (FG)Mazar: I saw the first episode of the 3rd season of Heroes
[22:45] (FG)Mazar: 1 bit in it nearly made me pewk
[22:45] (FG)Blade: lmao. which bit?
[22:46] (FG)Mazar: The bit when Sylar is fiddling with Claire's brain *throws up in mouth a little*
[22:46] (FG)Blade: lmao
[22:47] (FG)Mazar: But do you know whats actually fairly funny...is when i opened my window and put my head out to get some serious fresh air coz i thought i was gonna pewk and then when i felt my head coz it was wierd it made it worse coz THATS where it all happened tongue.gif
[22:48] (FG)Mazar: I thought my head feels very wierd and i can't touch it coz it makes me feel like my brain is gone XD
[22:48] (FG)Blade: lmfao

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 09:04 PM

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(FG)Mazar: btw I thank you for the positive comments on my Heroes video smile.gif
(FG)Blade: not as problem.
watch up to episode 3 and you'll see how your vid kinda fits in with the plot
(FG)Mazar: tell me now xD
(FG)Blade: sure? big big spoiler
(FG)Mazar: and how would it?...its only a score music vid tongue.gif
(FG)Mazar: I admit i tried to make just a reference storyline with only scored music tongue.gif
(FG)Blade: yeah, but it just does. lol
(FG)Blade: i don't wanna post a spoiler and have you hate me forever! lol
(FG)Mazar: hmmm lemme guess
(FG)Mazar: Slyar is the 3rd brother to the Petrelli's?
(FG)Mazar: tongue.gifP
(FG)Blade: yes
(FG)Mazar: :|
(FG)Mazar: HOLY F*** U SERIOUS!?
(FG)Mazar: THAT WAS A SHOT IN THE DARK!
(FG)Blade: lol, nah
(FG)Mazar: lmao!!!!
(FG)Mazar: u pr**k
(FG)Mazar: :PPP
(FG)Blade: lmao


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#36 (FG) Blade

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 09:03 PM

TheLogick On Vent:
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Robbo, would you be interested in a postition in TrackMania PitStop?
There are two positions, you can be a moderator, or aladdin... Wait, a ladder admin!

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 08:25 PM

Dunno where this came from, but I HAD to add it.

"As a kid, I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next." They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals"
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#38 (FG) Bennett

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 02:25 AM

tonights pun of the day
Amo: Yeah you know you love the cock
Me: if you mean cock as in the chicken then yeah they be tasty
Amo: Thats just foul

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#39 (FG) Bennett

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Posted 02 November 2008 - 02:43 AM

i got bella aired

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[02:10] (FG)/-EBS- J!m Sa|t: mr bitter?
[02:10] Mrs Bitter.: mrs bitter
[02:11] (FG)/-EBS- J!m Sa|t: oh sry misses but bitter is an brilaint drink
[02:12] Mrs Bitter.: My husband got addicted to alchohol, he killed my dog
[02:12] Mrs Bitter.: and my daughter
[02:13] (FG)/-EBS- J!m Sa|t: oh.......
[02:14] Mrs Bitter.: It was a tough time for us
[02:14] Mrs Bitter.: we'd just lost our son to kidney stones
[02:14] Mrs Bitter.: my husband instantly hit the drink
[02:14] Mrs Bitter.: it gets the better of him y'know
[02:14] Mrs Bitter.: can't control himself
[02:14] Mrs Bitter.: anyway we were out for a walk with the dog one day
[02:15] Mrs Bitter.: and he was pisses out of his face
[02:15] Mrs Bitter.: when the dog starts barking for some reason
[02:15] Mrs Bitter.: he goes batshit mental and kicks it dead
[02:15] Mrs Bitter.: so my daughter starts crying y'see
[02:15] Mrs Bitter.: and well...
[02:15] Mrs Bitter.: sad.gif
[02:15] Mrs Bitter.: we had to bury her secretly
[02:15] (FG)/-EBS- J!m Sa|t: orly
[02:18] Mrs Bitter.: Yeh
[02:18] Mrs Bitter.: well we thought it was over at least
[02:18] Mrs Bitter.: but then the next day the police come knocking at the door
[02:18] Mrs Bitter.: saying they've found a body
[02:18] Mrs Bitter.: could be our daughters
[02:18] Mrs Bitter.: we shat bricks
[02:18] Mrs Bitter.: said we'd come to the station but bolted to my mothers up north
[02:18] Mrs Bitter.: we told her the story and she welcomed us in
[02:19] Mrs Bitter.: sat us down for tea and biscuits y'know
[02:19] Mrs Bitter.: we spent a couple of days unnoticed
[02:19] Mrs Bitter.: but then one day there was a knock at the door
[02:19] Mrs Bitter.: police car outside
[02:19] Mrs Bitter.: all of a sudden my mum got scared
[02:19] Mrs Bitter.: she said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air
[02:19] Mrs Bitter.: i whistled for a cab
[02:19] Mrs Bitter.: etc
[02:36] Mrs Bitter.: 404'ed
[02:36] Mrs Bitter.: lol
[02:39] (FG)/-EBS- J!m Sa|t: oh fuck u

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#40 (FG) SammyCR

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Posted 13 November 2008 - 12:58 PM

well wasn't this interesting XD

(FG)Sammy: so wuu2 ?
(FG)Blade: f**k all, just got up
(FG)Sammy: happy days lol
(FG)Blade: nah mate, i went to bed at 12:30, and woke up 13 hours later!
(FG)Sammy: i went to bed at like 11
(FG)Blade: difference between me n you though is my sleep wasn't an alcohol/drug fueled one
(FG)Sammy: oit
(FG)Sammy: mine wasn't
(FG)Sammy: i was drained
(FG)Blade: whatever jewjewbean
(FG)Sammy: mash potatoe
(FG)Blade: meat n veg
(FG)Blade: and it's "mashed", not mash
(FG)Sammy: you want my meat n veg in and around you mouth
(FG)Blade: lmao
(FG)Sammy: twas good i thought
(FG)Blade: "Don't give me lip"!? you'd like some of my lip though wouldn't you
around your bell end you bumder!
(FG)Sammy: what's that danny? you go ball deep? s'what i thought
(FG)Sammy: lol
(FG)Blade:
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(FG)Sammy: mug lol
(FG)Blade: you said "s'what", i thought "i love men"





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