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[(FG) Lusty]

On vent:

Sammy: Everyone say hello to my mum
Everyone: Hello sammys mum
Sammy: Wait mum, say that again I have to push the button down
Sammys mum: Well press the button then you moron!
Everyone: hahahahhahahahahahha

[(FG) Mafialad]

was soooo funny

[(FG) Lusty]

Talking about my diabetes with mum on the phone.

Mum: I thought they thought it was genetic
Me: How can it be genetic, the only other person in the family with it is my second cousin
Mum: Yeah but shes only on tablets
Me: I know that means shes type 2, not the same as me
Mum: So the difference is that you insulate?
Me: Mum I'm a diabetic not a roof

[(FG) The Muppet]

Talking about my diabetes with mum on the phone.

omg brilliant come back .. i am not a roof .. omg i love you .. i have a splitting headache, and needed a good laugh ..

[(FG) Blade]

Playing F.E.A.R. Combat with Will while on vent:

Me: Omg, we both jumped in the air and kicked eachother, but I took 5 steps then I died. Just like the 5 point exploding heart technique on Kill Bill!

and later:

Me: Will, are you cheating?
Will1182: No, why?
Me: Well how the hell did you just survive a lightning bolt to the face?
Wait, that's how fucking survived getting kicked in the head earlier!

Edited by (FG) Blade, 26 July 2008 - 01:03 PM.

[(FG) SammyCR]

lol my mum's funny XD

[(FG) Blade]

On vent:
Me: Right guys, I'm gonna go play Condemned: Criminal Origins.
Sparky: What's that?
Me: It's called Criminal Ori... or... Oranges
Cyborg: Yeah mate, we've got some satsumas with attitude!

[(FG) Lusty]

Roxy talking to me and Cyb whilst posting on forums:

Roxy: Can I say ass in a post?
Cyb: Say what you like
Me: watch your language in the general forum but say what you like in Private Chat
Roxy: Ok, I just don't know how people take ass......

[(FG) Blade]

Lmao, painfully I'm told!

[(FG) Spike]

I hear its all down to the lube.

[Viper]

personally... with milk, 2 sugars and a bourbon buiscuit to dunk

[(FG) Blade]

Original thread: http://forum.forsaken-gaming.com/index.php?showtopic=843

God you youngsters today dont know what pain is??

[...]

Used to go to work with broken legs and have an asprin (we were hard then)

[(FG) Lusty]

[15:02] (FG)Sparky: listen to this song
[15:02] (FG)Sparky: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1g3P1kyzHo8
[15:03] (FG)Sparky: good init?
[15:04] (FG) 'Lusty: my ears are bleeding
[15:04] (FG)Sparky: wtf
[15:04] (FG) 'Lusty: im turning it off now
[15:04] (FG)Sparky: heavy metal makes mine bleed and thats heavy!
[15:04] (FG) 'Lusty: god i hate dance music
[15:04] (FG) 'Lusty: YAWN
[15:04] (FG)Sparky: god, are u sad, Dance is in!!
[15:05] (FG) 'Lusty: dance is shite
[15:05] (FG)Sparky: metal is shite
[15:05] (FG) 'Lusty: metal is for people who know what music is
[15:05] (FG)Sparky: so is dance
[15:05] (FG) 'Lusty: takes no skill to write dance music
[15:05] (FG)Sparky: it does
[15:06] (FG)Sparky: its getting the beats write, the right samples n shit
[15:06] (FG)Sparky: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pOtNqDyyX2c
[15:06] (FG)Sparky: amazing
[15:07] (FG) 'Lusty: LOL dance music, ok let see what beat every other dance tune is in.... ok now lets see, a popular tune everyone used to love... ok lets set it to that beat.... i think i got a keyboard upstairs, lets put some synth on it WOW number 1, im oh so talented
[15:07] (FG) 'Lusty: they dont have to get the beat right, its the same in EVERY dance tune and the samples are already written for them all they have to do is cut them from the original lol
[15:08] (FG)Sparky: tiesto, darren styles n all mka ehtere own!! hahaha buuuurn!
[15:08] (FG) 'Lusty: how does that burn
[15:08] (FG)Sparky: i dunno
[15:09] (FG) 'Lusty: theyre shite and make money off other peoples talents
[15:09] (FG) 'Lusty: BURN
[15:09] (FG) 'Lusty: lol
[15:09] (FG)Sparky: URS IS SHITER¬!!!
[15:10] (FG) 'Lusty: takes talent to write music and play instruments and write lyrics so no sparky its not shite, like i said, metal and rock is for people who know something about music
[15:10] (FG) 'Lusty:
[15:10] (FG) 'Lusty: BBUUURRRRRNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:10] (FG)Sparky: its shite
[15:10] (FG)Sparky: shite
[15:10] (FG)Sparky: shite
[15:10] (FG)Sparky: shite
[15:10] (FG)Sparky: shite
[15:10] (FG)Sparky: shite
[15:10] (FG)Sparky: shite
[15:10] (FG)Sparky: shite
[15:10] (FG)Sparky: shite
[15:10] (FG)Sparky: shite
[15:10] (FG) 'Lusty: well as we've established then, YOU know nothing about music
[15:10] (FG)Sparky: bollocks!
[15:11] (FG) 'Lusty: except now youre starting to like metal music as youre playing Guitar hero HAAHAAA
[15:11] (FG)Sparky: shut up!!
[15:11] (FG) 'Lusty: and you love the songs from it
[15:11] (FG) 'Lusty: OMG YOU LOSE EPICALLY
[15:11] (FG) 'Lusty: HAAHAHAHA
[15:11] (FG)Sparky: U fail Epically!
[15:12] (FG) 'Lusty: nice come back NOT hahaha
[15:12] (FG)Sparky: Hah, Epic Fail
[15:12] (FG) 'Lusty: LOOHOOHOOOOOSER
[15:12] (FG)Sparky: Everton shiter!
[15:12] (FG) 'Lusty: RRROFLE
[15:12] (FG)Sparky: I whipped my arse on a blues top
[15:12] (FG) 'Lusty: that the best you can do
[15:13] (FG) 'Lusty: you so got your ass kicked hahaha
[15:13] (FG)Sparky: Everton scum cunt mofo
[15:13] (FG) 'Lusty: this is soooo quoted
[15:13] (FG)Sparky: Hahaha
[15:13] (FG)Sparky: Sure it is
[15:13] (FG) 'Lusty: watch me lol
[15:13] (FG)Sparky: I am.... s_d
[15:13] (FG) 'Lusty: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW SPARKY FAILED LOL

[Game4it]

lol i Think he made some valid points

[(FG) juliankr]

i agree with lusty. i used to take groups of 6-13 and get them to put dance tracks together in 1 1/2hours. they loved it because they could do it. can't see them putting metal tracks together. dance music has it place and use but it takes no skill.

[(FG) Blade]

Lusty I've said the exact same things about a lack of skill and/or real instruments in more than one thread before! Sparkster just doesn't listen! lol

I thought it was hilarious when I saw an advert for Cascada's first CD on the telly and when it gave you previews of some of the songs the beat was EXACTLY the same in all of them. I don't wanna be hypocritical though so I'll admit freely: I like Cascada, Groove Coverage and that 'band' that did 'Fly on the Wings of Love'.

It's not all shit, really. It's just rather repettitive.

[(FG) Bennett]

[15:08] (FG)Sparky: tiesto, darren styles n all mka ehtere own!! hahaha buuuurn!
[15:08] (FG) 'Lusty: how does that burn
[15:08] (FG)Sparky: i dunno

lol

oh right my quote

Walks into grandad billys house. goes to kitchen, bills having a brew and a fag (havent seen him 5 or 6 years)
me= Yellow
bill = Hello?
me = Hows you?
bill = errr im good...... who the fuck are you?
me = its gary ure grandson u daft git
bill = ....... oh... i were getting ready to duff you up then.

[Game4it]

Walks into grandad billys house. goes to kitchen, bills having a brew and a fag (havent seen him 5 or 6 years)
me= Yellow
bill = Hello?
me = Hows you?
bill = errr im good...... who the fuck are you?
me = its gary ure grandson u daft git
bill = ....... oh... i were getting ready to duff you up then.

Very funny Jim, i pmsl

[(FG) Lusty]

[20:40] (FG) Sneaky: can i ask for your suggestion about the TM think I want to do. I know you know nothing about TM but you might about this :-p
[20:40] (FG) 'Lusty: apart from the fact that i was branch leader of the game for 12 months no i know nothing
[20:40] (FG) Sneaky: aww im sorry I never knew :S
[20:41] (FG) 'Lusty: so who knows nothing now?
[20:41] (FG) Sneaky: me?

ROFL xx

[(FG) Blade]

Thought you mite post that up.
Ahh the benefits of knowing a little FG history...