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[(FG) Corkie]

Why,
Why, Why,

Why do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are almost
dead?







Why
do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds'
when they already know there
is not enough
money?







Why
does someone Believe you
when you say there are four billion
stars;
but have to check when you say
the paint is still wet?







Why
doesn't Tarzan have a
beard?







Why
does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw a revolver at
him?







Why
do Kamikaze pilots wear
helmets?







Whose
idea was it to put an 'S'
in the word 'lisp'?







If
people evolved from apes,
Why
are there still apes?







Why
is it that no matter what color bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always
white?







Is
there ever a day that
mattresses
are
not on sale?







Why
do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something
new to eat will have
materialized?







Why
do people keep running over a string a dozen
times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach
down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down
to give the vacuum one more
chance?







Why
is it that no plastic bag will
open
from the end on your first try?







How
do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
fixtures?




(they're not bugs.....
it's light bulb poop!)







When
we are in the supermarket and someone rams our
ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for
doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well,
it isn't all right, so why don't
we say, 'That really hurt, why don't
you watch where you're
going?'







Why
is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something that's falling off the table you
always manage to knock something else
over?




In
winter why do we try to keep the house as warm
as it was in summer when we
complained about the heat?







How
come you never hear father-in-law
jokes?







And
my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity is that one out of
every four persons is suffering from some sort
of mental illness. Think of your three
best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

[Happyarry]

The statistics on sanity is that one out of
every four persons is suffering from some sort
of mental illness. Think of your three
best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.



its always been me.................I know that from ages ago when I had more mates LOL   

[(FG) Mafialad]

lisp one made me giggle the most

[Lothrimer]

I see the light (-bulb-poop)!