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[(FG) DejayT]

Nah you lot are all CRAZY.
If I could be any animal... it'd be human!
Otherwise Think of all the disgusting stuff you'd have to eat/do.

plus...
no tv
no music
no games
no movies
no phone
no central heating
no intoxicating substances
sex would only last between 1 and 10 seconds

Defo Human ftw.

[(FG) Raith]

You Fucking Skinbag!

[(FG) NeeDSiE]

lmao, i just read that a tapeworm is bisexual and has sex with its self to reproduce, the thing is they have reproductive organs on each segment of their body both male and female, tapewoms can have anywhere upto 11,000 segments on their body.
but if just for sex, i would say the northern right whale, has the biggest testicles and penis than any organic living creature on earth, balls weigh about 2,200lbs and a 10 foot cock which is a foot in diameter

[Rellagwan]

Nah you lot are all CRAZY.
If I could be any animal... it'd be human!
Otherwise Think of all the disgusting stuff you'd have to eat/do.

plus...
no tv
no music
no games
no movies
no phone
no central heating
no intoxicating substances
sex would only last between 1 and 10 seconds

Defo Human ftw.

If you were a dog living in a nice home you would have all these, just wouldnt understand anything! lol

[(FG) Bennett]

If you were a dog living in a nice home you would have all these, just wouldnt understand anything! lol

and ul have 5 butlers

[(FG) DejayT]

You Fucking Skinbag!

I have no idea wtf that means lol

[FCUK U EA]

A wolf, as it can be sociable and unsociable, its a beautiful creature and yet at the same time a fearless killer, it is also great at stealth etc. so yeah an alaskan wolf

LOL is it my dog!!

[(FG) Bennett]

I have no idea wtf that means lol

a funkin bag of skin..... hummie

[Nytrat3]

I would be a Golden Eagle..

Quotes;

'Golden eagles are avian apex predators, meaning a healthy adult is not preyed upon. There are records of golden eagles killing large raptors such as Eurasian Eagle Owls, Gyrfalcons, Goshawks and Buteo hawks. Despite being often smaller in size, they are capable of displacing large vultures, of both unrelated families, from carrion.'

'The Golden Eagle has a resolving power 8x more powerful than a human. The talons are used for killing and carrying the prey, the beak is used only for eating. They often have a division of labour while hunting, one bird driving the prey towards its waiting partner.'

So not really any predators, awesome killing machine, amazing eyesight 'eagle eye' so excellent at sniping down prey haha. Also works as a team driving the prey towards its partner. They have a 2 meter wingspan thats about the size of a door, and 1 meter in size  



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